zeldathemes
Raury ♂
You don't need to save me. Just hold my hand while I save myself.

writtenanddirected:

a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation

alisonshendrixs:

an important piece of advice for future parents:

  • don’t insult your kid’s weight
  • don’t insult your kid’s weight
  • don’t insult your kid’s weight
  • just don’t even comment on it
  • your kid is well aware of their weight
  • just don’t do it
  #important  

illkim:

*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness

rispostesenzadomanda:

How to catch a cat

  #cat    #cute    #animal    #oh my gosh    #best    #accurate  

lonelycactus69:

Spare a thought for all the tall girls who are insecure about being tall because most people say they prefer shorter girls

  #cat    #cute    #animal    #pfft    #oh my gosh    #best  

sherokutakari:

"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"

I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs

in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics

if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time

presidenthowell:

the fact that some people cant get married to the person they love just because they both have a vagina or a penis really fucking pisses me off.

People definitely underestimate my love for dogs

lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable

  #cute    #Jay Z